Neat little headline generator...

http://www.qwghlm.co.uk/toys/dailymail/

Just click the button and a Daily Mail headline will appear. Give it a go and post your best ones.

I got:

HAVE ASYLUM SEEKERS TURNED TAXPAYERS GAY?
IS ALISTAIR DARLING MAKING TAXPAYERS IMPOTENT?
ARE TEACHERS SCROUNGING OFF YOUR CHILDREN?
HAVE CHAVS IMPREGNATED BRITAIN'S FARMERS?
ARE FERAL CHILDREN GIVING YOU CANCER?
HAVE THE FRENCH HURT BRITAIN'S SWANS?
WILL GYPSIES TAX CLIFF RICHARD?
HAVE PAEDOPHILES DEVALUED ENGLAND?

COULD THE BBC RIP OFF YOUR DAUGHTERS
WILL ASYLUM SEEKERS HAVE SEX WITH YOUR PENSION?
COULD ASYLUM SEEKERS IMPREGNATE THE MIDDLE CLASS?
HAVE PAEDOPHILES CHEATED YOU?
WILL THE LOONY LEFT GIVE YOUR CHILDREN DIABETES?